{
<start>
Dude, <time> <name> was so <state> . He started <gerund> and <howlong> ;
}

{
<time>
Last night ; 
This morning ;
This afternoon ;
Last week ;
}

{
<name>
Mason ;
Marshall ;
Seth ; 
Quinn ;
Rasheed ; 
Ryan ; 
}

{
<state>
drunk ;
high ;
wasted ;
smashed ;
stoned ;
}

{
<gerund>
gyrating around ;
stumbling about ;
crying ;
laughing hysterically ;
sucking on his <bodypart> ;
licking his <bodypart> ;
}

{
<bodypart>
arm ;
leg ;
hand ;
foot ;
knees ;
}

{
<howlong>
didn't stop for <number> hours ;
kept going for <number> hours ;
}

{
<number> 
2 ;
3 ;
4 ;
5 ;
6 ;
}