{
<start>
I just had <description> . I <verb> with <people> , and as a result, I am <statement> .;
} 

{
<description>
the <adjective> <event> ;
<noun> during <time> ;
}

{
<adjective>
tastiest ;
trippiest ;
coldest ;
funniest ;
worst ;
saddest ;
best ;
most religious ;
most romantic ;
most inspiring ;
}

{
<event>
day of my life ;
day of my my culinary career ;
finals week ;
Mardi Gras ;
fraternity rush ;
spring break ;
LDOC ;
pledging process into the League of Shadows ;
}

{
<noun>
sex ;
breakfast ;
a massage ;
a tv show marathon ;
a shower ;
a comp sci lab ;
a nap ;
}


{
<time>
yesterday's study session ;
the Cretaceous Period ;
today's basketball game ;
my friend's wedding ;
his bar mitzvah ;
the Super Bowl ;
her baby shower ;
}

{
<verb>
balled out ;
drank to oblivion ;
got sexiled ;
slept ;
stole from the United States Treasury ;
ran for President ;
waged war on Madagascar ;
}

{
<people>
Barrack Obama ;
Pikachu ;
Nicholas Cage ;
my mother ;
Jabari Parker ;
Coach K ;
Marilyn Monroe ;
Zeus ;
Muhammed Ali ;
Gandhi ;
}

{
<statement>
the greatest person alive ;
the Dalai Lama ;
Buddha ;
the hero of the commonfolk ;
currently ascending to heaven ;
dead ;
the president of the United States ;
victorious against the alien invaders ;
}