When I Get Green
By: John 

There are many times in life,
when you may fail or not succeed
many men find a wife
but many men may fall to greed

if there' one thing i know
its the one thing I've seen
my life sure is complete
when I get all green.

If I submit an APT
and I see red's across the board
I want to grab my computer
and throw it at the chalkboard

But when I see green's
let me tell you what's going
theres not a thing in the world
that could ever make me frown

Gravity gave me no trouble,
yes Acronym was a breeze.
But in APT8 this week,
MedalTable brought me to my knees

I ran right through TotalWeight,
yes DNAcgratio was no issue.
But by the time I hit Caesar and Piglatin
I was reaching for a tissue.

Yes those APT's were hard
they made me shed a tear
but they were nothing compared to PrimeTime
which nealy made me shed a tear.

Yes It's all been a ride,
and it's all been good fun.
And now I know that if I hit all green's
then the rest of my week will be fun.

So thank you Professor Rodger,
yes thank you for everything you've taught me.
You've made sure that I get all green's,
and you've made sure that my code is not sloppy.