In a dystopian future… Franco’s eyes shot open as he was woken up suddenly by the roaring engines of a soaring jet. He was able to rush to the grimy window pane of his cramped apartment complex and catch a glimpse of what it was that disturbed his sleep. Much to his discontent, he read the jet’s label perfectly: APT Deployment Service. Franco immediately knew what he needed to do in order to survive. His time had come. Franco darted to his bedroom, flipped over his mattress, removed the wooden tiles beneath the floor and reached for what would soon become the panacea for all distress that Chancellor Rodger had foisted upon the people of district 101. It glistened in the moonlight. It weighed heavy in his hands. Sweat beads started to slowly appear on his forehead and drip on its metallic structure– enhancing its gleaming appearance; how could a device so powerful, so deleterious, be so magnificent. 3 minutes. Franco had 3 minutes to prepare until the jet came around. He scurried through the narrow staircase all the way to the rooftop. His heart was pulsating like it had never pulsated before. bbbBBBBBBRRRRMMMM. It was time. Franco felt the steel trigger slowly squeeze beneath his fingertips. Never had he felt so powerful before in his life. This was hit. Franco would cure society. *click*. Absolute silence. The night, the rain, the wind: gone. They all ceased to exist. Pure, ultimate quietude dominated that moment. Franco’s expression grew from an agonized frown of distress into a maniacal grin of pure elation. An explosion. It was over. Never again would there be APTs. Bliss.