CS101 Countdown: Three Haikus, Two Limericks, and a Poem by Jasmine *** It takes seven steps to solve an APT, but only one to quit. *** Why can't I traverse this list of expletives with either or ? *** Caught myself saying "Work is a subset of life." So thank you, CS. *** One girl with a CS workload Lost her way, wandered far off the road. But while she was lost, she forgot to change [pos], And forever was trapped in the code. *** An ambitious, aggressive young pupil - Stealing code w'out* so much as a scruple - Tried changing his lot by inserting good thought, But he couldn't - for life was a tuple. *** All green Yes I mean The greatest sight I've ever seen APTs seem hard and mean Until you've seen All green Halt flight Turn and fight Test your program all damn night Don't feel happy? You'll be quite At the sight [of] "All right" ------ *without.