{
<start>
The sign  at <place> said <funny> .;
}

{
<place>
the escalator ;
the bathroom ;
the Ghinese restaurant ;
the market ;
the train ;
}

{
<funny>
don't <verb> on <action> because <reason>;
<thing> available ;
no <alternateverb> in <place> ;
wash after relief ;
}

{
<verb>
slip ;
press ;
fall ;
}

{
<action>
the glass ;
the ground ;
the grass ;
}

{
<thing>
strange juice ;
damage ;
freedom from existence ;
tiny tree ;
fragrant and hot marxism ;
}

{
<reason>
it has feelings too ;
you'll get hurt ;
safety comes first ;
the <place> is sterilized ;
}

{
<alternateverb>
romping ;
galavanting ;
running ;
}