{
<start>
I <status> working on this week's APT assignment. 
The problems <description> .;
}

{
<status>
passionately loath ;
wish I was done already ;
have been ;
can't believe I haven't started ;
would rather slit my wrists than be ;
would rather be watching How I Met Your Mother than be ;
love ;
think it would be silly to start ;
}

{
<description>
were <adjective> <difficult> ;
were <adjective> <difficult>  and <excuse>;
}

{
<adjective>
really ;
unbelievably ;
so ;
like ;
totally ; 
fat ;
phat ;
awesome ;
terrible ;
<adjective> , <adjective> ;
}

{
<difficult>
completely ridiculous ;
impossible ;
naked ;
trivial ;
silly ;
unwarranted ;
}

{
<excuse>
an alien ate my homework ;
I got <adjective> sick and vomited all over my laptop and killed my hard drive ;
my roomate ate my computer ;
I was busy getting drunk ;
I forgot what time class started ;
I think my baby is on its way ;
I was selling drugs to have enough cash to pay for my dog's funeral ; 
I was tweeting about an abstract event I witnessed on the quad that involved sword fighting ; 
my mom told me not to ;
<excuse> and <excuse> ;
}