{
<start>
<dude> <verb> <adverb> <adjective> and is in <sexyadjective> with <strangefetish> .;
}

{
<dude>
Kevin Bacon ;
Owen Astral-Chan ;
}

{
<verb>
is ;
gobbles ;
mourns ;
are ;
}

{
<adverb>
Meganly ;
}

{
<adjective>
Kevin Bacon ;
Samson and Delilah ;
}

{
<sexyadjective>
love ;
lust ;
raging lust ;
like ;
raging like ;
raging, raging like ;
}

{
<strangefetish>
wings and gills ;
his big toe ;
toilet paper ;
Van Gogh's ear ;
trees ;
YOUR MOM ;
}